Two guys are sitting in a dive bar, commiserating over a couple of drinks. First guy is complaining to the second guy, “My life is a country music song. My wife left me, sued me for divorce. Wants the house, the kids and the dog. I had to sell everything. Now all I have are… Continue reading And one more for the day
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Some humor
My wife and daughter were out giving the rabbit some fresh water. Ariel comes in and says, “Poor Blueberry, he’s so hot right now. He’s panting and frothing at the mouth.” I said, “No honey, he’s not hot, he has rabies.” Apparently not funny… #bunniesarecuterwhentheybelongtosomebodyelse Then she goes and gets some frozen burger and puts… Continue reading Some humor
RIP Harlan Ellison
Rip Harlan Ellison. It may be odd, but is it wrong that one of my favorite depictions/cameo’s of him and his work was in Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated? “He’s not here right now, he’s attending a misanthropes convention.”
Running for the Republicans
So yesterday I posited the idea of running for the Democrats as a non-Democrat, and not in the Bernie Sanders kind of why. I can’t say I’d do the same for the Republicans, at least not at this time. The first reason is that the Democratic party has, at least locally, accepted the notion that… Continue reading Running for the Republicans
Friday Humor – With Ten Minutes to Spare
First a couple sent over by Mr. Dave. No, not Letterman, but still a Montana Resident and just as funny. *It’s so cold out that necrophiliacs are telling their boyfriends to warm up their hands *If you drink the water in Russia…. Do you get the Troskys? * Come on… Continue reading Friday Humor – With Ten Minutes to Spare
Tuesdays…
Tuesdays don’t get much in the way of respect or regard. As the day immediately following the dreaded and much maligned Monday, Tuesday is often regarded as Monday+, or the 2nd Monday. Not much love there considering the typically hate that Monday receives. And unlike a Wednesday or a Thursday, which are viewed in a more… Continue reading Tuesdays…
Monday jokes
We can always use a little humor in our lives, because if it got too big, it might not fit… So with that in mind here are some jokes for Monday! There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says,… Continue reading Monday jokes