Two guys are sitting in a dive bar, commiserating over a couple of drinks. First guy is complaining to the second guy, “My life is a country music song. My wife left me, sued me for divorce. Wants the house, the kids and the dog. I had to sell everything. Now all I have are… Continue reading And one more for the day
Rip Harlan Ellison. It may be odd, but is it wrong that one of my favorite depictions/cameo’s of him and his work was in Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated? “He’s not here right now, he’s attending a misanthropes convention.”
I had to post this here, it just seemed too fun not to. Monopoly has a reputation as a wrecker of friendships and families, a wasteland of destruction for relationships. I cannot really recall having that experience, but I didn’t play it a great deal after about age 10. In the scenario below, if you… Continue reading It’s all fun and games.
Accountant – Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor – Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Banker – The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) Economist –… Continue reading Some quick humor for the day.
We can always use a little humor in our lives, because if it got too big, it might not fit… So with that in mind here are some jokes for Monday! There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says,… Continue reading Monday jokes