All credit for this goes to Bill over at dubiousquality.blogspot.com
Hard and Fast Rules
The first, of course, is never start a land war in Asia. Thank you to both WWII Generals and “The Princess Bride” (I prefer the latter).
The second is that entertainers have a very easy way to tell if they’re assholes: anyone hawking nutritional supplements is an asshole. Gwyneth Paltrow, Joe Rogan, Tom Brady, Alex Jones–the list goes on and on. Anyone doing that can be dismissed with prejudice. It gives you an immediate CFR (Clown Factor Rating), which can be used in multiple evaluations.
I’m not talking about Flintstone chewables. Let’s not throw the baby out with the bathwater here.