Facebook Post: 2020-05-05T12:53:58

So I needed a picture of a long haired bass player. Nothing difficult, right? Off to Google I go, pop in the search images for long haired bass player and I get ~100 pictures of long haired dogs/cats, maybe half a dozen pictures of guitar players and Russell Brand…

What the heck does Russell Brand have to do with playing bass? And what exactly do you guys search for that confuses the algorithm results of Google so badly that it can’t tell the difference between a cat and Lemmy Kilmister?

Congratulations Internet, you have managed a new low.

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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