Facebook Post: 2019-05-16T14:12:55 I told him not to squeeze the Charmin. Apparently “chewing” is not squeezing. Now you know. Share this:LinkedInTwitterFacebookTumblrLike this:Like Loading... By Dan Granot I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway. View all of Dan Granot's posts.