Trump’s Next VP

I think Trump’s VP during his second term should be Bill Clinton. That would be the ultimate ticket for the Baby Boomer and up crowd. Two guys with absolutely zero moral fiber, both consummate liars who, between the two of them, can sleaze their way out of everything. And as previously mentioned, would appeal to everyone of a certain age.

I say a certain age because that is the vast majority of the voting base. What’s more, they were the ones around who helped vote Slick Willy into office, or demanded his removal. The beauty of my presidential ticket pairing is that it lets everyone commit to their hypocrisy whether they’re Democrat or Republican, and for those who wish to take a stand against the corruption and evil in the system(meaning it wasn’t the corruption and evil they wanted), well, they can vote against them.

Everybody wins and I can go back to plotting my takeover of Venezuela and Cuba in peace. Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.


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