I may not have ridden the Hasslehoff like SpongeBob did on his adventure, but I did summit a volcano and did what any other adventurer would do there-. I ate a burrito. Might have taken a picture or two, too.
I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.