Facebook Post: 2018-06-13T18:34:18

So I’m putting some oil in my beard and Kaia comes over and asks me what I’m doing. I tell her and have her smell it(Sandalwood). She goes, “Pew, poor Mommy!”

Cheeky kid. Doesn’t she know that I’m now 25% more attractive to all people wearing plaid?

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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