Day 5/21 did happen, though I almost had to take a mulligan. Almost. Day 6 is upon us!
Month: April 2018
Day 4 of 21 happened. This is a good thing. I’m skeptical of 21 days, though. I’m a quick study but stubborn. I may need some overtime.
On a side note, I have discovered that dogs are as bad as humans when it comes to saying how old they are.
Day 3 of 21 That’s like, 1 year in dog days.
Almost forgot. Day 2 of 21.
My son and I had some fun.
Here is the promised piece of poetry, properly practiced, purposely paced, professing practically perfect, purportedly pointed punctual punctuation in a perpetually peculiar paragraph.
Day 1 of 21
My wife and daughter- “We can’t find her shoes anywhere!” Me- Walks over and gets them in 5 seconds.
Every year it’s the same thing…
Hmm
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“Even as a baby I got no respect, no respect at all. When I was born the doctor spanked me. Later I found out the nurse got a few in, too…”
Rodney Dangerfield