Facebook Post: 2016-07-30T22:23:48

So my daughter wanted a bedtime story. All grandma had around were Cabbage Patch Kids books. That seemed kind of boring so I turned them into Cabbage Patch Kids of Hazzard County. She got to hear all about the big bike race of Hazzard County, complete with multiple southern accents and the guest appearance of Cooter, who helped fix some bikes.

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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