Facebook Post: 2014-06-27T10:00:00

87% oxygen level for the win. My first time getting oxygen and it can’t even be at some decadent oxygen bar, it has to be at the clinic. Up next is a chest xray. Of they could work in a tummy tuck Id be all set. Still, that would be less of a tuck and more of a tummy steamroll…

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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