Facebook Post: 2014-03-03T19:34:59

My daughter has been attacked by the Skittles Elves. Such a fashion atrocity hasn’t been seen since last night at the Oscars.

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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