Facebook Post: 2013-02-06T18:26:09

My advice to all expectant parents, especially the fathers, is to buy a really comfortable couch prior to the birth of your child. I learned this lesson with my 1st son. Most people think it’s because you will need a spot for mama to be comfortable with baby, and this is true… but mostly it’s because you’ll need a great spot to sleep on after you make fun of your very pregnant wife for waddling. 🙂 Life is too short to pass up great comedic moments.

By Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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