So I’m going through my emails and up pops a junk email titled, “Accountants can lead successful lives.” Now, I didn’t bother to read the email, but it did have me thinking about other titles it could have had.

1) Accountants really can find a difference.
2) Accountants know x.
3) Accountants really know their product.
4) Accountants bring balance.

Yeah, I’m going to have to work on some more… Where’s Kent Doc Haralson or Dan Gill when I need them?