RIP Jack Lalanne- at 80 he was in better shape than many a quarter his age. Raise a glass of veggie juice in respect for a pioneer.
Ah kids. My sons were playing and I overheard one of them tell the other, “You do know I was champion of lock picking back in the day.”
How is it that torture and diet spell the same thing but chocolate doesn’t = health food?
Alas poor Citrus, I hardly knew ye. A fellow of infinite je- well, actually he wasn’t that funny, either.
So I tried to convince my niece she could lick her elbow…