Accountant – Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor – Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Banker – The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) Economist –… Continue reading Some quick humor for the day.
Tag: Humor
With a nod to LMFAO – I work out.
How far are you willing to go? Me, I’m good.
For Dave, a little humor on Friday.
This was a bit before our time, but perhaps you heard of it while growing up? I think it is something that would strike your sense of humor. The Bestseller Book That Didn’t Exist: how the author of a beloved Christmas classic pulled off the Hoax of the Century
Tuesdays…
Tuesdays don’t get much in the way of respect or regard. As the day immediately following the dreaded and much maligned Monday, Tuesday is often regarded as Monday+, or the 2nd Monday. Not much love there considering the typically hate that Monday receives. And unlike a Wednesday or a Thursday, which are viewed in a more… Continue reading Tuesdays…
Monday jokes
We can always use a little humor in our lives, because if it got too big, it might not fit… So with that in mind here are some jokes for Monday! There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says,… Continue reading Monday jokes
Sir, that parrot…
Senor Dave, we were just talking about this. They can be found here.
Humor- just be sure to wear rubber soled shoes.
Had Mark Twain been alive today, I am fairly confident he would have written some of these yarns. More clever than Dilbert, more honest than Office Space, I confess that my mind sometimes works exactly as the (an?)protaganist of this series. For your weekend entertainment and light reading, I submit to you…. The BOFH
PVP – stupid pet tricks
Source: PVP – stupid pet tricks
To each their own…decision.
I happened to be reading this article when my oldest son looked over my shoulder and started reading along with me. This lead to a conversation of sorts with him, which I rather enjoyed. At first my son was actively against the shop owners. He said he would have sued the owners, too. Not because… Continue reading To each their own…decision.
Temujin Teaches 21st Century Diplomacy
A long time ago, on a continent some drive from here, there lived a guy with a bad mustache and a great mind for international relations. He also had some fairly forward thinking ideas on resource management. One of his better ones, to his mind, was the idea that since he needed more space to… Continue reading Temujin Teaches 21st Century Diplomacy