Some humor

My wife and daughter were out giving the rabbit some fresh water. Ariel comes in and says, “Poor Blueberry, he’s so hot right now. He’s panting and frothing at the mouth.”

I said, “No honey, he’s not hot, he has rabies.”

Apparently not funny…

#bunniesarecuterwhentheybelongtosomebodyelse

Then she goes and gets some frozen burger and puts it next to the rabbit to it cool.  That’s her story anyway.

But that’s not true.  It’s not to keep him cool, they’re side dishes.
#itswhatsfordinner

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About Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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