A little humor for Friday

I like Fridays… especially with butter and jam. ┬áHere’s a bit of humor to start your weekend off right, including an obligatory cat picture.

Aliens Jason Friday Whoo Cat

 

Things to say when caught napping at the office…

  • They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
  • This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
  • I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
  • Hey, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.
  • Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
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About Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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