Monday jokes

We can always use a little humor in our lives, because if it got too big, it might not fit…  So with that in mind here are some jokes for Monday!

There’s a band called 1023MB.    They haven’t had any gigs yet.

 

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gasses here.”  He doesn’t react.

 

Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?   He’s 0K now.

 

It’s not easy being a self-made man…   unless you have an Oedipus Complex and a time machine.

 

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?   A fish.

 

There are two types of people in this world.  Those that can extrapolate to find missing information.

 

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?  To get to the same side.

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About Dan Granot

I chose the Shorter Whitman because of his work, "Song of Myself" and because of my self-deprecating sense of humor. I am under no illusion that I can write successful essays or poetry, but I have been known to write them anyway.

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