My morning started out with a bang- I wish it had started with a drink. So to lighten things up and keep my sense of humor, I offer a few jokes I found.
1) Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
2)My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
3)What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
4)A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
5)The first rule of Alzheimer’s club, is don’t talk about chess club.
So there you go, some humor for a Wednesday.