Friday Humor – With Ten Minutes to Spare

First a couple sent over by Mr. Dave.  No, not Letterman, but still a Montana Resident and just as funny.

*It’s so cold out that necrophiliacs are telling their boyfriends to warm up their hands

*If you drink the water in Russia….  Do you get the Troskys?           * Come on now, I know I can’t be the only one that’s ever wondered*

-‘Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, ‘Does he taste funny to you?’  -Tommy Cooper

-‘My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the hell she is.’ -Ellen DeGeneres

-‘I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.’ -Emo Phillips

-‘I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.’ -Spike Milligan    *He does bring up a good point, though I don’t think it’s out of deliberate spite…*

-‘I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.’ -George Carlin    *I thought it was a good time of the year for this*

-‘I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m so indebted to her for.’ -WC Fields

And finally, one I’ve taken from the Eddie Murphy movie, “Coming to America“.

A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.”

Waiter says; “Is there something wrong with the soup?”

He says; “Taste the soup.”

Waiter says; “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?”

He says; “Will you taste the soup?”,

Waiter says;”What’s wrong is the soup too cold?”,

He says;”Will you just taste the soup?”,

Waiter says;”All right, I’ll taste the soup. Where’s the spoon?”,

He says; “Ah-ha!”……………”Ah-ha”…………….

Been There, Want the T-Shirt

I’ve been a fan of Bill Harris for over a decade now.  Today he posted something that truly resonated with me.  Not because it showcased his insightful analysis, gaming knowledge or wisdom gleaned over a few decades of living.  No, it’s because he admitted, and laughed at, what it’s like to be a real husband.  I too, have my own version of Artisanal Incompetence.  I’m eagerly waiting for the shirt…

Artisanal Incompetence – It’s a thing